Balakrishna / Telugu humour

1. Sardar standing on a platform suddenly jumps on to the track.
Man standing by: Rey potaav rey!!
Sardar: Poyedi nenu kadu raa nuvvu, train platform medaki vastundi anta vinapadaleda??

2. Aeroplane to train: Nuvvu enduku eppudu straight line lo veltaav?
Train: Maa amma nee laga galiki tiragadam nerpaledu

3. "Balakrishna is an actor" Forward this joke to 10 people and you'll get 1 Balakrishna film DVD. If you delete this sms you'll get 20 DVDs; Avasarama manaki? Hurry up.

4. Balayya meets Aishwarya in Filmfare awards.
Balayya: Sorry @ish naku English, Hindi theliyadu
Aishwarya: Sorry nuvvevaro naku theliyadu

5. Uppu karpurambu Balayya bandaga undu;
Chooda chooda cinemalu Chethaga undu;
Cinemalandu Balayya cinemalu verayya;
Viswadhabhirama "Mithrudu" choodakura mama

6. Two lovers plan to commit suicide
Boy jumps first, girl closed her eyes and stepped back. Boy opens parachute in mid-air and shouts "Nee yemma thelusay naku nee gurinchi"

7. What is the difference between suicide and murder?
Neeku nuvvu gaa Balakrishna cinema ki velthe adi suicide,
nuvvu tickets theesi evarinaina pampithe adi murder

8. Tolly heroes's exam writing style:

Mahesh: Yenni slippulu pettamo kadu annaya, question diginda leda
Chiru: Nuvvu moodu slippulu pettu, maro mugguriki slippulu pettamani cheppu
Saikumar: Question paper, Answer paper, Additional paper kanipinche moodu paperlu aithe kanipinchani aa nalugo papere Slip Slip Slip
Balakrishna: Kumara Swamy, Venkata Swamy, Narayana Swamy, Kanaka Swamy, Amara Swamy ila aiduguru slippulu petti dorikipothe ee sari putte vaadu slippu pette vaade kani dorikipoye vaadu kadani mokki mari pettadu raa maa nanna naku Slippuswamy ani

9. "Kannaya your son is dead"
Hearing this kannaya jumps from the 50th floor

35th floor: He realises "I don't have a son"
20th floor: "I'm not married"
10th floor: "Shit I'm not Kannaya I'm Balayya"

10. A 19-year old died suddenly, in Post Mortem doctors couldn't find anything unusual in his body condition, but after a thorough examination, found a ticket of Okka Magadu in his pocket

11. Chiru cinema ki friends tho vellu;

Venki cinema ki family tho vellu;

Nag cinema ki lover tho vellu;

kani Balayya cinema ki mathram intlo cheppi vellu.

12. Balakrishna: White papers 5 ivvandi
Shopkeeper: Sorry Sir okate undi
Balakrishna: Parvaledu nenu Xerox cheskuntanu

13. Boy: dress bagundi
Girl: ThanQ
Boy: Lipstick kooda bagundi
Girl:ThanQ
Boy: Makeup kooda baga chesav
Girl: ThanQ Annaya
Boy: Aina daridranga kanipisthunnav!!